{"id":8,"date":"2021-11-30T20:32:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-30T20:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/2021\/11\/30\/i-am-the-very-model-of-a-modern\/"},"modified":"2021-11-30T20:32:00","modified_gmt":"2021-11-30T20:32:00","slug":"i-am-the-very-model-of-a-modern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/2021\/11\/30\/i-am-the-very-model-of-a-modern\/","title":{"rendered":"I am the very model of a modern counter-factual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things that *are* are easy to measure.  (Well, actually, they&#8217;re not, but that&#8217;s another section of this blog entirely.  For this moment, let us assume they are.)  Things that *are not,* on the other hand, are quite difficult to measure.  <\/p>\n<p>The Mole&#8217;s late mother had a lovely response to a certain class of hypothetical questions.  Where others might reply &#8220;How should I know?&#8221; or &#8220;That&#8217;s just silly&#8221;, her rejoinder was &#8220;If you had a brother, would he like cheese?&#8221;.  This captures the essence of a counter-factual:  what can we say about some contingent fact in a set of circumstances that are *not?*  The resolution requires the introduction of some other premise, some hypothesis about the universe in the situation that has not transpired.  <\/p>\n<p>Your organization probably does not have KPIs or OKRs or even SLAs for cheese.  But The Mole would lay heavy odds that you cannot throw a stone in your office without hitting someone &#8212; ok, HR would not approve of stone-throwing and thanks to SARS-Cov-19 there&#8217;s probably no one in the office &#8212; who has at some point claimed to have delivered an initiative that saved the company some resource.  And there&#8217;s your cheese:  the savings are relative to the expenditure that would have happened had the initiative not been executed.  <\/p>\n<p>Without discipline, anyone can concoct an alternative scenario that fits their ends.  The savings were huge!  The savings were trivial!  The savings doubled our profitability!  The savings were actually negative!  <\/p>\n<p>There is only one answer, for which The Mole is indebted to the wise [Wayne Lim](https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/5510723-managing-software-re-use):  don&#8217;t launch the savings initiative until the stakeholders have signed off (ideally in blood) on the counter-factual.  Since resource consumption is likely to be dynamic and costs are likely to be complex (e.g., comprised of fixed and variable components), the counter-factual must take the form of a *model:*  it must be sufficiently parametrized to account for the relevant actual state of the world at the future time.  With such a model in hand it is much more difficult for savings claims to be attacked [Big Lebowski style](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=j95kNwZw8YY).<\/p>\n<p>And if you must inquire about The Mole&#8217;s family:  *everyone* loves cheese, so naturally that hypothetical brother would.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things that *are* are easy to measure. (Well, actually, they&#8217;re not, but that&#8217;s another section of this blog entirely. For this moment, let us assume they are.) Things that *are not,* on the other hand, are quite difficult to measure. The Mole&#8217;s late mother had a lovely response to a certain class of hypothetical questions.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/2021\/11\/30\/i-am-the-very-model-of-a-modern\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I am the very model of a modern counter-factual<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mole-end","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onionsauce.com\/mole_end\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}